If you are a Detroit Red Wings fan, this is not funny. If you like any of the other 29 teams in the NHL, this is uproariously funny.

(via PROBABLY BAD NEWS)

Yes, if we’re reading that headline from ESPN.COM correctly, Nicklas Lidstrom and Henrik Zetterberg (above), um, “have an announcement to make.” Hell of a breakthrough story, if you ask us.

Of course, if Lidstrom and Zetterberg really are hairstylists for each other, that would be especially shocking news to Zetterberg’s girlfriend Emma Andersson, whom we are contractually obligated to post after the break.

Yes, terrible news indeed for Ms. Andersson.

By the way, we freely acknowledge that this is a completely unfair shot at the Wings. We’d also point out that if they’d like us to write about their ho-hum 2-2 start to the season, we can do that too. Yes, we figured “stupid ESPN headline” was preferable.