7/6/06 The NEW YORK POST reports "WWE wrestlers Robert Alex Szatowski, aka WWE and ECW champion Rob Van Dam, and Terry Michael Brunk, aka Sabu, also a former ECW champion, were pulled over for speeding late Sunday. "Troopers found 18 grams of marijuana and five Vicodin, prescription pain pills, in the car. They are expected in court later this week." The website Pro Wrestling Insider (pop-up alert!) follows up with some absurd analysis, claiming that the WWE had to subsequently strip the two of their current wrestling title belts, "especially considering that they just implemented their Wellness Policy. "If they ignore this situation, it kills their credibility in this area." God knows you wouldn’t want to kill your cred with millions of mouth-breathers frothing over fake blood. Don’t forget, those fans now have an alternative.