When someone successfully navigates the tricky terrain that is macking on Erin Andrews, we feel the need to bring you the news. It is the SbB mission statement after all. So when we stumbled upon the following video, we knew we needed to broadcast it to the masses. Apparently, the only thing you have to do in order to lure Ms. Andrews into a conversation is be 7 years old. Oh, and get sandwiched by an enormous wide receiver.
(It doesn’t hurt to wear partial blackface, either)
From THE POOP comes the story of the young Garrett Monroe, a Cincinnati Bearcats superfan who was in the front row watching his team upset 23rd-ranked South Florida last night. Things were going great until the 2nd quarter, when he lost a little bit of his previous innocence.
We’ll let THE POOP recap it:
7-year-old Garrett Monroe experienced the highs and lows in life while watching his beloved Cincinnati Bearcats beat South Florida 24-10. Garrett was seated in the corner of the end zone and when Cincinnati’s Marshawn Gilyard went barreling into the stands, he landed on Garrett. Gilyard then cradled the crying boy in his arms.
Watch the whole video over at ESPN.COM, and feel free to take notes on Mr. Morris’ method of seduction. The key here is to simultaneously play on Erin Andrews’ mothering instincts by sobbing uncontrollably, but without coming off as creepy, which tends to happen with anyone over the age of 10. Good luck finding that happy medium!