51 YO Nick Lowery Now Kicking It With A Cougar

Growing up in Kansas City, kicker Nick Lowery was probably the brightest part of wretched teams that we suffered through for nearly two decades (’70s, ’80s). Now there were always rumors of Nick being somewhat of a strange guy - at least as the social circuit goes.

Phoebe Chongchua Nick Lowery

(What a cute couple .. of .. never mind)

But Jeff Flanagan of the KANSAS CITY STAR reports today that the 51-year-old Lowery, who has never been close to being married, is now engaged to a major MILF out of San Diego named Phoebe Chongchua. After the seeing the pic of Nick, we’re also happy to congratulate him on his new gig as a greeter at the Stratosphere in Vegas.

We just hope Phoebe, a former SD news anchor-turned-motivational speaker, did the subscription internet background check thing, since Nick might have a few skeletons jangling around. More pics of her after the jump.

How did the Anchorman casting miss her? Damn. And no, we weren’t responsible for the insidious crop on the photo on the right:

Phoebe Chongchua

Yep, she’s snagged a real dreamboat:

Phoebe Chongchua Nick Lowery

Just thinking of the celebrity wedding has us amped. Frank Gansz, Tom Bettis, Paul Wiggin, Mike Livingston, Mike Bell, Art Still. Our helicopter rental will soon be hovering over the proceedings - which we assume will be held in a remote Laughlin location.