49ers Offer Ancient History Class For 8-Year-Olds

The blog Dodgy at Best has a photo of two eight-year-olds outside The Stick last Sunday:

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This is by far the greatest thing we saw all day, and possibly ever at a football game…

Even better, they weren’t just standing there for our amusement; they were *hustlin’* Rick Ross style. They had boxes of candy bars that kids have to sell for school or sports team or Boy Scouts or whatever, and they set up shop just outside the gate. As people streamed out of the gate, they shouted “Candy bars…one dollar! If you buy a candy bar we’ll breakdance for you!!!”

So amazing that it almost makes me want to stop flogging the Frisco bit.

Almost.