3/11/05 Update by Flash Warner: Mrs. Tony Par…

3/11/05 Update by Flash Warner: Mrs. Tony Parker (Eva Longoria) has lesbian crushes on Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson and Eva Mendes. The Desperate Housewife says the threesome, who are all neighbours, have a very “special” relationship.She revealed: “They’ve come over to my place loads of times. That’s our crew. That’s our gang. They’re my crushes. I have intense love for these women.”

Ya know, I didn’t think it was physically possible but I just got a hard-on.