17-Year-Old Simona Halep Is A Shot, Jaw-Dropper

How many times have you heard someone claiming they’ve discovered women’s tennis’ “the next Anna Kournikova!” Only to be underwhelmed by yet another teen prodigy who doesn’t have the goods. Well I think may have hit on something with Romanian 17-year-old tennis hottie Simona Halep:

Simona Halep Monster Tennis Boobs

(Now THAT’S what you call an overhead smash*rubs eyes*)

Current Junior French Open Champion Halep, like Kournikova once was, should soon be competitive enough to make the late rounds of TV tournaments. If she does continue to raise her game, she might be able to parlay her body (of work) into endorsement gold.

Simona Halep Monster Tennis Boobs

Or at the very least really raise the interest of fans. More pics and video after the jump.

Halep isn’t classically beautiful, but neither was Kournikova. And she’s got a fresh, girl-next-door look that consumer product companies covet. The key will be if she can make a run in a major.

Simona Halep

Or, maybe not. (Look, I needed an excuse to post this stuff, cut me some slack.)

Now onto more goodies…

Simona Halep

Simona Halep

Simona Halep

Simona Halep Monster Tennis Boobs

*UPDATE*: Simona says she’s getting a breast reduction! NUUUUUU!

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83 comments

  1. Gravatarswedeis
    7:48 pm on April 24th, 2009

    She's the new MVP in my playbook

  2. GravatarEpic
    9:45 pm on April 24th, 2009

    nice f***in rack

  3. Gravatarmateo
    10:36 pm on April 24th, 2009

    she should have 2 black eyes?!>

  4. GravatarBoumtjeBoumtje
    12:01 am on April 25th, 2009

    Butterface!!  And the good news is, they might still be growing.  Daaaang.

  5. GravatarPete
    12:43 am on April 25th, 2009

    Ahhhh… Physics!

  6. GravatarRoB68
    3:59 am on April 25th, 2009

    Nice rack agreed, don't forget that she's 17.
    Hate to be the killjoy, but I think we should tread lightly…….at least until she's 18.

  7. Gravatarlarrym
    5:04 am on April 26th, 2009

    God bless'em, uh her!

  8. Gravatarlarrym
    5:06 am on April 26th, 2009

    my new favorite, hope she's around for a long time; plan to see simona on the bounce.

  9. GravatarKenJ
    11:10 am on April 26th, 2009

    Does anybody know how to spell pedophile?

  10. Gravatararlo
    11:31 am on April 26th, 2009

    grow, grow, grow

  11. GravatarParker
    8:32 am on April 27th, 2009

    KenJ … I know the definition of pedophile: an adult who is sexually attracted to young children.

    That is not a young child.  Not of legal age (at least in my state) , but not a young child. 

  12. Gravatarelwoodboll
    2:09 pm on April 27th, 2009

    Great rack but not even close to Kournikova looks-wise.

  13. GravatarJoe
    2:09 pm on April 27th, 2009

    one of the better posts on this site..future sbb girl imho

  14. GravatarThat Guy
    5:17 pm on April 27th, 2009

    I wish the holier-than-thou's would get outta here and let me enjoy this rack in peace, damn.

  15. Gravatarphil
    5:54 pm on April 27th, 2009

    No. 1 racking I mean ranking.  Great posting.  Very nice.

  16. Gravatarknowitall
    6:40 pm on April 27th, 2009

    KenJ - not only do I know how to spell pedophile, but I know the clinical definition is as well–an attraction, in adults, to prepubescent children. Her musculature and hips are alone to place her squarely in what I'd describe as an advanced stage of post-pubescence, even if we ignore her obvious natural talent for utterly destroying sports bras. Not to mention the fact that in my particular state, she's of the age of consent. So I'd politely ask you and your high horse to sit down and enjoy a nice hot cup of STFU and let me enjoy the scenery on a Monday afternoon.

  17. GravatarThat Guy
    9:38 pm on April 27th, 2009

    Those things definitely hinder her play.

  18. Gravatardrinky
    11:31 pm on April 27th, 2009

    I can think of at least 2 good reasons why she will be a smashing success.

  19. Gravatarmomo
    12:28 am on April 28th, 2009

    Good thing she doesn't play golf….she would never see the ball  !!!!

  20. GravatarTodd
    6:16 am on April 28th, 2009

    What would Ben Wright (former golf commentator who questioned women's athletic ability due to breasts getting in the way) have to say about this gal?  Whatever he has to say …I could care less!!

  21. GravatarSomeGuy
    12:09 pm on April 28th, 2009

    Oh yeah… All she needs now is to groan, grunt and moan as he hits the ball.

  22. GravatarADL
    1:29 pm on April 28th, 2009

    Beats the Williams sister's  bodybuilder look!!!

  23. GravatarFupDuckTV
    3:10 pm on April 28th, 2009

    Dude…  I hadn't even noticed she had a face until some of the other commentors pointed it out.  Once she turns 18, I'll be able to comment further.

  24. Gravatar( o )( o )
    4:14 pm on April 28th, 2009

    (  o  )(  o  )

  25. Gravatarunknown
    10:01 pm on April 28th, 2009

    you idiots!  Obviously they are fake

  26. Gravatarashlee vance
    10:50 pm on April 28th, 2009

    Her boobs are bigger that Venus Williams dick.

  27. GravatarAnonymous
    4:02 am on April 29th, 2009

    she needs a rel good sports bra, what`s her size? I think dd.

  28. GravatarRK
    9:10 am on April 29th, 2009

    "you idiots!  Obviously they are fake"

    Those are real moron.

  29. Gravatarunknown
    2:32 pm on April 29th, 2009

    They are definately fake!  It's all for show. 

  30. GravatarMammory Glance
    3:41 pm on April 29th, 2009

    Lovely. I'm shocked that she's only 17! Why can't I avert my eyes?!? I keep…. looking away…only….to…look right back again!!!

  31. Gravatarjas
    6:28 pm on April 29th, 2009

    when those things get moving they have to add at least 5MPH to her serve, can't wait for the warddrobe malfunction on court

  32. GravatarLakeShow
    10:28 pm on April 29th, 2009

    to whoever is all bent out of shape because she is 17, get over it.   She is a woman, playing in a woman's sport and just 1 year from being what is deemed "legal" in the US.  If she wants to lay those bombs on my face, she may go ahead and do so.

  33. GravatarAnonymous
    6:28 am on April 30th, 2009

    how can she play with such big breasts? I would like to see her boxing ;-)

  34. Gravatarjas
    9:17 am on April 30th, 2009

    now, if she were playin well enough to get prime time coverage, tennis would suddenly get interesting!

  35. GravatarGreywolf
    8:17 pm on April 30th, 2009

    17 year olds are like square roots - smart people do 'em in their head.

  36. GravatarDia
    2:20 pm on May 2nd, 2009

    Grass on the court?  PLAY ON!  I am officially changing my affiliation from The Party of Ass to The Party of Boobs.

  37. GravatarBig D
    2:04 pm on May 4th, 2009

    Whoever said those were fake is nutz, hopefully she never goes for the reduction surgery to improve her balance and speed. Just picture those  reduced to a "A"

  38. GravatarRamona
    8:16 am on May 6th, 2009

    Sorry…but she announced just days ago that she will have a reduction surgery in autumn; she said that the size of her breasts is a serious impediment in her sport performance.

  39. GravatarBrooks
    1:32 am on May 8th, 2009

    Ramona,

    you can't be serious. ugh.

  40. GravatarMahons
    2:14 pm on May 9th, 2009

    She is way better than Anna Kournikova in her God given gifts.  She got the looks, the body, the serve and she got men droling all over her pictures no wonder she is one of the hottest tenis star on the interent. she is amazing in terms of looks and her game and i'm sure she is going to become famous all over the world. people at human search engines are all over her already http://www.dragtotop.com/simona_halep and http://www.twitter.com are gone nuts.  i'm sure she is going to be on sports illustrated cover soon if nothing works out playboy is always there for a backup.

  41. GravatarJeebs
    1:14 am on May 11th, 2009

    I only hope fellow Romanian goddess Sandra Romain can steer this young woman into a better career path.

  42. GravatarNascar Blog
    4:13 pm on May 12th, 2009

    Must be jam cause jelly don't shake like that

  43. GravatarZ
    2:35 am on May 13th, 2009

    Yep, Ramona is right, she will have a reduction surgery when she turn 18.

  44. GravatarZ
    2:35 am on May 13th, 2009

    *s

  45. GravatarJoe E. Gladstone
    7:43 am on May 14th, 2009

    Hopefully, she will just go from a DD to a large C

  46. GravatarMr Mammeries
    4:16 pm on May 14th, 2009

    Be-JESUS!  Id be her tennis coach!  "And stroke, and stroke, and stroke, and stroke"
    "But coach, what am i stroking, there are no strokes in tennis?"
    "….erm….It's…. A new technique from Norway?"

  47. GravatarBuster Hyman
    2:00 am on May 17th, 2009

    oh god I need to motorboat  brrrrrpppprprprpprprpr!

  48. GravatarBoumtjeBoumtje
    6:26 pm on May 25th, 2009

    KenJ is a fag :)

  49. Gravatarras danny
    5:24 pm on May 27th, 2009

    OMG!!! Simona has got a nice pair of titties.I hope she does not reduce it coz it will be a waste of God given gift.She should take an example from de serena,despite her big titties,she still make de top in tennis.I guess Simona will get used to how she is gonna manouvre with her titties during her competions. At last we have got someone like Simona with de real boobs…….sexyy.

  50. Gravatarguillrmo garate
    1:53 pm on May 29th, 2009

    buenas fotogragrias

  51. Gravatarlynxy_tennis
    6:23 am on June 2nd, 2009

    Yes, they are real-
    http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu33/lynxy_tennis/DSC_2328copy.jpg
    The woman in the grey tracksuit bottoms is Viktoria Kutuzova at Roehampton and they were memorable too.

  52. GravatarTrey Smackle
    9:30 am on June 12th, 2009

    the tennis girl looks a little like Scarlett Johannson

  53. Gravatarjorge
    2:46 pm on June 13th, 2009

    since now my favorite game. mamacita

  54. Gravatarfrank
    12:29 pm on June 16th, 2009

    if i was her agent i'd kill her if she got that reduction.

  55. Gravatarfatboy
    2:14 pm on June 16th, 2009

    For every size she reduces thats the amount of millions she will lose in endorsements. can someone smarten up this dumb teen?

  56. GravatarHaha
    9:09 am on June 19th, 2009

    None of you know how to spell "paedophile," clearly.

    Bunch of idiots.

  57. GravatarAnonymous
    4:52 am on July 2nd, 2009

    You’re all safe — given your infantile preoccupation with this girl’s breasts, clearly none of you is over the age of 13, anyway. Grown men with more than a couple of functioning brain cells wouldn’t be e-hooting here like they’d never seen a woman’s body before, right? Right guys? Guys?

    Sigh.

  58. Gravatarcommentsonanonymous&lynxytenis
    1:19 pm on July 3rd, 2009

    ok, anonymous, i’d guess that only about 1% of men will ever date/ have sex with anyone like simona, so i think it isn’t that much of a stretch to find 50 men on the planet over 18, with a computer, who are willing to anonymously say that they find her amazingly attractive, and lynxy tennis, i don’t know why, but i just bothered clicking on that, and that photo made her breasts look so fake, it looked like she didn’t even bother inserting the silicone into her breasts, and just put a couple of water balloons under her shirt, wow

  59. GravatarGetum
    11:13 am on July 5th, 2009

    Vojislava Lukić is way hotter anyways, this girl just got boobage

  60. Gravatarshakil raza
    7:27 am on July 29th, 2009

    she has god gifted wealth and should not go for operation , many like me shall be frustrated to look at her with small boobs

  61. GravatarLes C
    10:36 am on August 14th, 2009

    What a peach of a pair

  62. GravatarBob
    11:29 pm on August 25th, 2009

    To all the idiots that thought Simona Halep’s breasts were fake, uh uh. But then again I guess you’ve never seen any breasts that size natural or implants. Either that or you’ve never watched Serena Williams play tennis as that’s as real as it gets and the way her breasts move make it obvious they are natural and not artificially enhanced. I hope for her sake Halep makes it to the top of the tennis rankings as her surgically altered breasts probably now look like something from a frankenstein movie and STFU to all you stupid people that encourage such unnecessary mutilations. Just because you hate life because you’re unattractive doesn’t mean the rest of us have to look unattractive too!

  63. GravatarDavidR
    11:29 am on September 1st, 2009

    Bob, I totally agree. Breast ‘reductions’ are MUTILATIONS, plain and simple. They always look far worse after, than before. In fact, ‘worse’ isn’t adequate enough to describe how disgusting post ‘reduction’ breasts look. Nipples pointing skywards, the same, sexless ‘bread bun’ look to the breast - it sickens me.
    Simona Halep WAS beautiful, now she is nothing. She will find it harder to get the man she wants, and will instead have to settle for the few men who still find her attractive.
    Absolute insanity, all encouraged by ugly, breastless women, and the sickos who run the ‘breast reduction’ industry.

  64. GravatarJoey
    10:47 am on September 2nd, 2009

    I think I’ma start watching tennis now

  65. GravatarWire Closet Organizer
    10:29 pm on September 2nd, 2009

    Fake? That’s just plain silly. 17 year old pro athletes do not get breast enlargements!

    Not that I care either way, they simply look great in a wholesome and natural way

  66. GravatarSarah
    12:51 am on October 23rd, 2009

    Never seen so many boobs and butt in one post before. I just don’t understand how you can play when your boobs move like that, those are huge for a normal person, let alone a top ranked sports star.

    At first I thought she needs more support, but I just don’t think there is anything that will help.

  67. Gravatarboner
    12:36 am on November 10th, 2009

    yummy boobs mmmmmm got milk id love be her bra!!

  68. Gravatarboner
    12:37 am on November 10th, 2009

    i already wacked off 5 time to her massive tits yes im a dirty ol man but wow is she worth it !!

  69. Gravatarboner
    12:39 am on November 10th, 2009

    i download them them to my jackoff cd

  70. GravatarReally?
    1:40 pm on November 19th, 2009

    You Perves still look at this every day? I dont get it.

  71. GravatarAnonymous
    3:25 am on November 23rd, 2009

    Imagine how big they would get when she’s pregnant. There’d be enough milk for a bus load of kids and me of course ;-) suck them until they’re empty.

  72. Gravatarhottie
    5:21 pm on December 2nd, 2009

    cant understand how she doesnt overbalance and fall over whilst playing … nice rack!

  73. GravatarAleks
    7:28 pm on December 2nd, 2009

    Too much beautiful girls!

  74. Gravatarvictoria
    5:27 pm on December 4th, 2009

    And tennis became several countries new favourite national pastime overnight…

  75. Gravatarjack A
    6:58 pm on December 8th, 2009

    Those two on her chest are her best sets.

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  77. GravatarMolly Ringworm
    1:47 am on January 3rd, 2010

    Has Tiger been introduced to Simona yet?

  78. Gravatarkath
    7:37 pm on January 29th, 2010

    Nice molly, I hope for her sake she hasnt!

    I wonder if her boobs give her an unfair advantage as they look like they would hypnotise anyone watching her play

  79. Gravatardohdrivers.com
    4:10 am on February 3rd, 2010

    wowwwwwwww… BOING

  80. Gravatarwasy
    9:12 am on February 20th, 2010

    I think I’m gonna start prayin to be brought back as a thong for one of these tight ass Vixens. Eatin pussy my hobby now

  81. Gravatarphive01
    11:07 am on March 4th, 2010

    Dat tits!

  82. GravatarJay
    8:53 am on March 11th, 2010

    i feel 1st and foremost people should not interfear and tampour with God’s work and his infinate wisdom. Going to the gym etc to better your body is all well and good, but going under hte knife that is wrong. and 2ndly if her having a breast reduction the same principle as taking steriod etc. as she is doing things to her body (outside of training and keeping fit) to give her an unfair advantage.

  83. Gravatarcool guy
    6:11 pm on March 19th, 2010

    I’m in my 30’s and think that girl has got the best rack of any female athlete I’ve ever seen. Fake boobs don’t move like that. Real boobs bounce around, fake boobs normaly stay in the same place. It’s very sad that she is going to get them reduced. Big boobs are a great gift from god, not a burden. Simona, don’t scar your body up. Whether enhancing or reducing, breast surgery causes scarring. It’s always a shame when women with big boobs think they are a burden. as far as her being 17, I live in texas where the age of consent is 17. That doesn’t mean I would get with a 17 year old, but there is no harm in looking or being attracted to a girl that age. Nobody would have known her age if it wasn’t mentioned in the article. Beauty is determined by looks, not age. By the way, about half the states in america have a age of consent that is 17 or under.

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