President Obama’s first pitch at the All-Star Game was all well and good, but if you’re like me, you’d much prefer to see a Playboy Playmate with humongous breast implants chuck a ceremonial delivery. It could end up anywhere! (The pitch, I mean). And thanks to the Mahoning Valley Scrappers Minor League Baseball team, we’re both in luck.
Only in Ohio, or perhaps certain cities in Thailand, will you see a promotion like this: Thursday is $1 Beer Night and Irish Night with the Scrappers, plus an appearance by “Playboy’s Hot Housewives” covergirl Lisa Neeld. I see no way this can end badly.
(Also not bad - more pics of Lisa after the jump.)
Why is Neeld visiting the Scrappers? According to her MySpace page, she’s originally from Mineral Ridge, Ohio, which I assume is nearby.
Oh, and it’s also $1 Hot Dog Night. Of course it is.
The Scrappers and CD 93.3 are proud to host another Buck Night at Eastwood Field. You can purchase your general admission tickets, hot dogs, 12 oz. beers, and sodas, all for the low price of one dollar each. Playboy SE model, Lisa Neeld, will be making an appearance at Eastwood Field and will be signing autographs and taking pictures. It’s also Irish Night where we will have Irish music, along with plenty of Irish themed promotions throughout the night.
As Kevin Malone from “The Office” would say: “MILF!” BUSTED COVERAGE is all over this story, because that’s what they do.
But before you think that Neeld is just a vacuous model, be aware that she is also an actor: According to her web site, she’s currently shooting the horror film “The Girl,” which also features Corey Haim. It’s a slasher movie in which Haim and others are stalked by a crazed Neeld in a hockey mask. Is this what God had in mind when he invented Fandango? Possibly not.
So why not head out to Niles, Ohio Thursday and show off your recent liposuction procedure? Hot dogs are on me.