• WITH LEATHER gets a red card for finding a …

• WITH LEATHER gets a red card for finding a Brazilian soccer ref stripping off her stripes for Playboy:

Hot Brazilian Soccer Ref Nude Photo


• All is forgiven, as THE BIG LEAD accepts the apology from the SI writer who lifted a fake P. Diddy quote from a blogger. Not surprisingly, an agent is to blame.

• LEAVE THE MAN ALONE is amused by a party promoter that can spell Osi Umenyiora’s name correctly, but not Terrell Owens’:

Mispelled Terrell Owens poster


• AWFUL ANNOUNCING learns that it’s one thing for ESPN to cross-promote the next “Die Hard” movie, it’s something else to team up with “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.”

• Never mind Mother Teresa appearing on a cinnamon bun, TURF TOE comes across this eBay miracle of Joe Torre’s nose appearing in a bag of popcorn:

Joe Torre Popcorn Nose


• THE JAUNT gives a big ol’ “Ole!” to Sunday’s chorizo bobblehead giveaway by Los Cerveceros de Milwaukee.

• LARRY BROWN SPORTS gets its grub on, as the Stanley Cup makes a stop at L.A.’s landmark Pink’s hot dog stand:

Pinks Stanley Cup


• In celebration of his new job, 100% INJURY RATE relives the Top 25 Moments or Rickey Henderson’s career.

• CHECK OUT MY HEMI compares Chris Berman to a San Francisco seal:

Chris Berman Sea Lion


• BARSTOOL SPORTS has some snapshots of Boston players boozing it up on the way to the All-Star Game.