• From the Cayman Islands, Arash Markazi of FAN NATION reports that Michael Vick was greeted by fans with barking & choruses of “Who let the dogs out?“:

• Rain called off: AOL FANHOUSE tips us off that Giants WR Plaxico Burress walked out on a $2,000 bar tab.

• SPORTABLE can’t find the mute button, as Bronson Arroyo swears you’ll get a great deal at a Cincinnati car dealership.

• A haiku:

OUR BOOK OF SCRAP gets
all literary with the
Interleague Series:

• METSBLOG learns a few things from manager Willie Randolph, who gave the commencement speech at Fordham University before taking the Yankees to school.

• FIRE JOE MORGAN gives reason #7,432 to hate Tim McCarver.

• All band-aids will be worn at half-mast, as THE BIG LEAD bids adieu to Steve Nash’s playoff run.

• BURNT ORANGE NATION can’t wait for the college football season to start; Even the unborn are getting pumped up:

• We were all set to see an exciting overtime between the Ducks and Red Wings on Sunday, but NBC cut away to previews of that night’s movie, “National Treasure”.

• Grab your sides to keep them from splitting, as 10 DAILY THINGS present the top 10 bloopers of the NBA season.