7 comments

1. respect
   2:28 am on November 29th, 2009

   I just cant believe Tiger is into Tranny’s. He’s got a Swedish model at home and he has to go for a taped up pre-op from New York. Crazy.

2. Harry Statel
   8:42 am on November 29th, 2009

   Tiger, Tiger, turning right,
   Hit a hydrant in plain sight.
   Turned again and hit a tree,
   Couldn’t drive his new Caddie.

   Wifey, Wifey, hearing crash
   Ran outside in a mad dash.
   Using a driver she broke out the glass
   Trying again to bust his brown a__!

   She already gave him a busted lip
   Believing that hubby had made a slip
   While using his putter, but not on her course,
   Now she was aiming for his tour de force.

   Now Tiger is busted, his cart is all mangled
   His bag is a-sagging, his tees are entangled.
   He’s lucky her aim is not very good,
   Otherwise Tiger would be without Wood.

3. Bill Hopkins
   9:21 am on November 29th, 2009

   Your first two questions show how little you understand about accidents, their investigation , and how things get reported. Having 24 years involvement in law enforcement and EMS, I submit the following: 1) It doesn’t take much of an impact to jam the doors so that they cannot be opened by hand, so yes, it is quite possible that a person eager to reach someone who is apparently trapped would grab whatever tool is at hand (see also: golf club) to break the glass in an attempt to reach the victim. 2) Most accidents are NOT reported to the public except in the small print columns deep inside the newspaper, and that could be up to a week or so after the fact depending on the paper’s publication schedule. Being a celebrity involved in a traffic accident does not convey any obligation to law enforcement to issue any public statement. When asked, we answer, but we’ve no particular obligation to make any extraordinary statement. Just because an accident report happens to be a public document doesn’t put us in the publication and marketing business. 3) Lacking any direct evidence (and scratches on a face can get there in a variety of ways) of domestic violence, and lacking any statement from an involved party or a witness to domestic violence, there is little any officer can do to substantiate on-the-spot-charges for domestic violence. Should evidence be forthcoming, charges can be filed later. So quit trying to second guess that about with which you have little experience. It’s not like this is the first time that a golfer ever went off course and hit a tree.

4. al swearengen
   10:04 am on November 29th, 2009

   why do these middle-class women with low class values and high class (read narcissistic) aspirations invest in such crappy cosmetic surgeons? The lip plumping is scary. The breast augmentation is worthy of a wax museum. And 1/2 billionaire morons who are tired of bangin’ the same wife for the rest of their lives fall all over it. It’s the bonfire of the vanities, writ small….

   You get to a certain point on the wealth/fame scale and you have more to lose by cheating than to gain. The secret is to stay one rung below that point. But we are driven to climb higher and higher regardless the risk.

5. Jeremy
   11:31 am on November 29th, 2009

   Mans biggest weakness is new Pu$$y. It does not matter on what level of society you aspire to or are in. That being said, no matter how ugly he is, Tiger can have new Pu$$y like the rest of us can choose when ordering at Taco Bell so I cant see him picking this piece of garbage to cheat with. That being said in a moment of weakness when a trained slut is in full seduction mode, men can be weak.

   Nordegren is not really much different then the alleged mistress other then she looks a little more unique. She is not of a classy type background. She hears rumors or admissions and maybe it caused her to go European crazy. Tiger with his brilliant personality probably didnt handle the denial right but if he did cheat, it has to be more then a national enquirer article to make the wife go batty. Maybe he just said yeah its true and im sorry.

   Instead of beating her, he leaves. Props to Tiger. It was really a minor accident and she probably hit the back window of his car as he was leaving the house with the club. I doubt he did it at the scene.Im sure Tiger was tired at 2am and the medicine did not help so he was probably falling asleep when everyone arrived.

   This is a mountain being made out of a mole hill. He will meet with his wife, deny any physical confrontation, deny the affair, and he will buy her a ring that makes Kobes look like a cracker jack prize.

   Ultimately Elin has to decide if all the money is worth the rumors, and maybe truths that come with being Tiger Woods who gets to order Pu$$y like a to go menu.

   As with most women, it likely is but she hates being reminded of what kind of deal she likely made that makes no sense on so many levels.

   As for Mr. Hopkins, I disagree with your analysis of the accident. Ive seen big accidents where people open the door and walk out and others where cars hit each other or trees at just the right angle, at less then 33mph, and people are trapped in the car and need help getting out. Surely you know better if you have the experience you claim.

   Tigers not losing any endorsements for infidelity. Hes too good of a golfer so I doubt he cares about the money aspect of this at all.

6. Ignatz
   1:35 pm on November 29th, 2009

   Brooks on Fox? I guess congrats…. for future ref, the list was 19 questions too long…..

7. Alex
   6:06 pm on November 29th, 2009

   Hey Brooks, you know one of the reasons this country is so great? Fifth Amendment! Considering the situation, Tiger has nothing to gain by cooperating with the police at this point, and is doing what every level headed American would in a similar situation. God bless the USA!

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