I’m a tell ya what, happy 68th birthday to…

I’m a tell ya what, happy 68th birthday today to Paul Maguire, who, along with Mike Patrick and Joe Theismann, tortured ESPN Sunday Night Football viewers for way too long, before the crew was broken up due to the league’s new TV deals.

Famous for prefacing his statements with “I’m gonna tell ya something right now” (just tell us, dude) and hinting at some kind of foot fetish by imploring us to constantly “watch his feet!” on replays, Maguire has been moved to college football duty this season.

Also celebrating birthdays: Carl Yastrzemski (67), Bill Parcells (65) and Paul Molitor (50).