Despite contributions from the Red Sox Foundation, a playscape for young children in Bristol, Conn., finds itself $10,000 short of paying its $40,000 bill. And Bristol’s Head Start program is hitting up rich uncle George Steinbrenner for the final payment.

Even George Costanza is smart enough to turn down the assignment of asking Darth Vader to pay five figures for a play area adorned with Red Sox logos.

Asks blogger Steve Lombardi, “Come to think of it, why can’t the Yankees just give every person in the world $10,000 while they’re at it?”

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